Yearbook Photos

So, I never shared with you guys my yearbook photos, and for good reason. Those usually suck, unless you are Natalie Portman, then you have probably been beautiful your whole life. But for the rest of us, we would rather keep these horrific testaments of a lifetime gone by where they are, locked away in a dark place safe from prying eyes.

Not me. Being the brave soul I am, I'm riding on the trend of posting yearbook photos of yourself on the Net. So here are some of my best moments in high school and long after.




Here is when I joined Avon and sold cosmetics door-to-door, but not before they gave me a total makeover. I was so cool with my mod specs.




After being voted Worst Salesman in 1966, I decided to go back to my old hairstyle.




When disco and Donna Summer hit, so did Saturday Night Fever. Ah, ah, ah! Stayin' alive!




This is me during my glory days, some time after I won the much coveted title of Miss Hicksville 1974. Birds loved me for some reason.




As old age set in, my style oozed er, demure sophistication.




Most of you don't know this... but I used to be a librarian, teach piano on the weekends and front a girl group in the 80's called The Molly Ringwalds.




The 80's came and went with the shoulderpads and big hair. My hair looks so modern and chic here. Shiny happy people la la la...